I am a Republican who believes in the #AllLegsMatter movement.

All legs do and should, as a matter of principle, matter. In the situation depicted in the comic, what’s MORE important than addressing the person’s broken leg is the need to make sure that everyone knows that all legs matter.

What Libertarians and Democrats fail to comprehend is that ALL LEGS MATTER. It is a moot point that at this very moment in time, the person’s leg requires immediate physical care. Without announcing, with grand exuberance, that all legs matter, too, it makes no sense to address the broken leg.

In fact, by helping that person exclusively in the matter of his broken leg, you’re insinuating that other people’s legs do not matter.

This is wrong. This is so very wrong.

As a bigly advocate of the #AllLegsMatter movement, I totally and enthusiastically support the #AllLivesMatter movement, too.