Category: Elections
Giuliani Puzzled as to Why His Lies About Voter Fraud Turned Into a $1.3 Billion Defamation Lawsuit
Dominion Voting Systems has sued Rudy Giuliani in a $1.3 Billion defamation lawsuit for carrying...
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Trump: ‘Just Let me Incite Riots and an Insurrection in Peace. Stop Impeaching me, Democrats’
The US House of Representatives voted in a bipartisan move to impeach Donald J. Trump on January...
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Trump Supporters Celebrate Yet Another Victory for the President – Two Impeachments in One Term
In a historic event to take place in the United States of America, a President has been impeached...
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I Interviewed Mack Porsey, CEO of Fwitter About the Censorship of ‘Conservative’ Views
Fwitter has been under fire lately, owing to concerns over the censorship of conservative...
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Evangelical Pastors Who Prophesied That Donald Trump Would Win Re-election Say They Made a ‘Typo’
Before the 2020 general election in November, dozens of evangelical pastors across America...
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Republicans Storming Capitol Hill Don’t Need Bullet-proof Vests; Whiteness Offers Enough Protection
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Many with eyes glued to the TV right now are wondering the same thing,...
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Weather Channels Warn of Imminent Floods as Millions of Gallons of Conservative Tears are Unleashed
ATLANTA, GA — Weather channels across the United States warn Americans of imminent flash floods,...
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Trump Plays ‘I Spy’ With Georgia Officials; However, Officials Cannot Find 11,787 ‘MAGA Votes’
On a call with Georgia officials last Saturday, the President of the United States of America,...
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New Study Finds That Donald J. Trump Would Have Won the Election if More People Voted for Him
A groundbreaking study conducted by the finest research institutions in the United States of...
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Republicans Accuse Fly of Partisanship; Fly Argues, “I Was Simply Checking out Some Fresh BS.”
After a fly decided to briefly set camp on Vice President Mike Pence’s head during the Vice...
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BREAKING: President Donald Trump Tests Positive for Covid-19 (No, This is not Sarcasm)
For the first time in the brief history of The Sarcastic Republican publication, I am NOT being...
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Trump/Biden Collusion: Accusing the Other of Sexual Assault is Mutually Assured Destruction
Mutually assured destruction (MAD) is a military strategy that essentially dictates,...
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